Let's talk about me for a minute. I don't require adult supervision and I'm self motivated to deliver results to a higher standard than you will ever ask for. I'll lose sleep and suffer from new and unknown sleeping disorders, just to satisfy you and your discerning clients!
I have written website content, commercials, copy and articles for 10+ years. I'm also a represented screenplay writer in Los Angeles.
My background is commercial direction and leading wicked sharp creative teams. I have seen and done a lot...but wait! There's more!
I write in a plethora of genres including:
Satirical news articles
Humorous greeting cards
Santa Clause, but he never writes back... :(
“People often ask me at parties "So you must read a ton of books and know all about writing huh?"
I reply "No. Reading makes me sleepy and I dropped out of high school."
This person most often forces a smile and walks away while avoiding eye contact.
Article+Copy Writer+Designer |
Design, copy and content writing for www.happyabout.me. Personal development blog. This site is serious!
Copy Writer+Designer |
Create and produce original content and pitch decks for products and big time entertainment projects.
Freelance Writer | Humorous Greeting Cards
Derive humorous, sarcastic concepts around various themes, then beat the ideas to death!
Freelance Writer | Warped News
Take current news topics and turn them on their head with devilish satire, sarcasm and humor!
President+Creative Overlord | HIVE-FX
Built and oversaw a team of 35+ artists and producers to create and execute content for major brands such as Nike, Adidas, HP, Intel, Microsoft and NBC. (Sold it!)
President | Pinata Post
Created, built and operated a world class color correction studio. (Sold it too!)
Commercial Director+Production Designer | Bent Image Lab
Designed a modern production facility and oversaw all the content the studio released while directing national commercials for major brands such as Cartoon Network, HP, P&G and CBS.
President+Commercial Director | Animationwerks
Built and operated an animation facility to produce content for television, film and commercial properties, including creation of the hit children's series Firehouse Tales for Warner Brothers.
3D Animator | Santa Barbara Studios
Senior creature animator for the feature film An American Werewolf in Paris. (It was a horrible movie!)
2D+3D Animator | Will Vinton Studios
Senior animator on the infamous M&M commercials. *I ate over 3 billion free M&M candies during production.
In a galaxy far...
Art Institute of Seattle
Advertising+Design degree with an emphasis on 3D dimensional illustration.